Happy Birthday Vaya!

I have been composing a special birthday song just for you in my head since 7 this morning. But, because I love you very very much, I did not call you at 7:30 to sing it to you....even though doing so was very very tempting. Instead, I decided to post it on your Facebook page where all your friends and family can enjoy it too. See, I'm thoughtful that way. (I am, obviously, also posting this on my blog, since I'm way too pleased with myself. Sweetling co-authored this song, though I'm not sure how much she wants to admit to such a thing. She would also like to point out, and in fact did point out, that technically Vaya is not halfway to thirty. Halfway to thirty is fifteen. To which Mommy replies, math shmath.) 

 

We wish you a Happy Birthday,
We wish you a Happy Birthday,
We wish you a Happy Birthday,
Let's sing it again....

You're halfway to thirty,
You're halfway to thirty,
And when you ARE thirty,
I will sing this again!

Let's have chocolate at your party,
Let's have chocolate at your party,
Let's have chocolate at your party,
Again and again!

What do you mean I'm not invited?
What do you mean I'm not invited?
What do you mean I'm not invited?
You are grounded again.

If you visit me, I'll make chocolate,
If you visit me, I'll make chocolate,
And we can snuggle Peach Boy
Again and again!

We wish you a Happy Birthday,
We wish you a Happy Birthday,
We wish you a Happy Birthday,
And this is The End!