Contents of My Kitchen Table

On Tuesday, I walked upstairs after lunch to match up my coupons with my grocery list. I walked into the kitchen, and this is what was on the table. For some unknown, deeply profound psychological reason, I felt the need to share this with the world and save it for posterity. So, I grabbed my phone, made a list, and emailed it to my self.

3 skeins of yarn

3 bottles of glue

1 tailless rubber lizard

1 pair sewing scissors

2 brown napkins

Pack of 4 crayons and coloring book from PF Changs

3 empty water bottles

1 paper carry out bag from PF Changs (folded)

1 plastic container (clean) with 2 lean plastic spoons inside

1 pack of "wikki stix"

2 yarn art creations (drying)

1 glass craft pebble

1 small shell

1 tiny orange Knex connecter

1 half dead plant

1 sugar encrusted measuring spoon

1 mostly consumed plastic cup of chocolate milk with straw

You've read "Contents of a Dead Man's Pockets," right?