Seven Vices

I've been tagged by Nora. Just for you, Nora, I'll even make an effort to follow the directions. I'm not promising anything, but I will make the effort.

Sinful Nature

"Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don’t tell you. Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up. If you are tagged with this Meme, lie to me. Then tag 7 other folks (one for each deadly sin) and hope they can lie."

Pride -- What is your biggest contribution to the world?
My superior leadership and organizational skills. People really count on me to see a complex project through to completion.

Envy -- What do your coworkers have that you wish was yours?
More bathrooms than they have people living in their home. I have always wanted a deluxe mansion as the proper canvas on which to display my Martha Stewart level housekeeping abilities.

Gluttony -- What did you eat last night?
A feast that would make a vegan drool. I love harvesting my own vegetables, or buying organic those few things that I don't grow myself. I cook everything from scratch and always avoid those nasty, processed, pre-prepared foods.

Lust -- What really lights your fire?
Favio. The long hair, the overdone muscles, the oiled skin. The LOOK.

Anger -- What is the last thing that really ticked you off?
Tardiness. I abhor people who aren't punctual.

Greed -- Name something you hoard and keep from others.
Housework. I have a very particular way of doing things and really don't want my family pitching in.

Sloth -- What’s the laziest thing you ever did?
Booked a complete spa weekend so I could leave my family and devote myself to make-up and beauty treatments.

I tag the following bloggers -
Holly. She needs help exercising her ability to, um, distort the truth.
Christopher Robin. I haven't had a good eye-roll in a while.
the Maven. I love her whispering sweet words of nothing in my ear.
Kelly???--she's, sadly, taking a blogging break though, and might not answer.