No Lying

Pinkie's Mom, who still doesn't have her own blog name, tagged me.

Can you fill this out without lying?... As long as sarcasm doesn't count as lying, sure.

What was the last thing you put in your mouth?... water

Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew?... I don't *think* so.

Where was your default picture taken?... at church. (Edit...oh wait, my facebook default picture? That was taken at Lake Erie when we went north three years ago to escape the cicada invasion in Cincinnati. The family portrait on my blog was taken at church.)

Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?... Sweetling and Toa of Boy of course

Can you play guitar hero?.....I only tried it once at Telephone's house. I learned not to quit my day job to pursue a life as a rock musician.

Name someone that made you laugh today?.....the Jedi with comments about a chicken conspiracy

How late did you stay up last night and why?.....after midnight? watching tv with the Jedi

If you could move somewhere else, would you?.....if "somewhere else" means a different city, no.

Ever been kissed under fireworks?... not that I'm remembering

Which of your friends lives closest to you?... Have to go with the Pinkie's Mom's response. The Jedi is my best friend :)

Do you believe ex's can be friends?... Maybe in theory, but personally, no, all my breakups were messy.

Calling or texting? .... Emailing.

How do u feel about Dr Pepper?... yucky, but with a cool old theme song

When was the last time you cried really hard?... I don't remember, it's been a long, long time since I've been that sad.

Where is your biological father right now?... not a clue

Where are you at right now?... sitting at my messy desk in the school room while the Jedi plays Diablo, Toa plays SuperSmash Bros and Sweetling is slowly, slowly, slowly getting ready for a bath.

What bed did you sleep in last night?... mine of course.

What was the last thing someone bought for you?... Outdoor Challenge for the Wii :) The Jedi came home from work with it on Thursday. It is fun and very, very active.

Who was the last person you took a picture of?... does the tv screen count? I took pictures of the game screen when Sweetling and I got 100% on the teamwork minecart challenge, and again when Toa of Boy and I got our 100%.

Was yesterday better than today?... Both are good, relaxing, stay home and do anything you want to kind of days. However, since today is Independence Day, it has to win the contest by virtue of celebrating freedom and democracy.

Can you live a day without TV?... yes, as long as we still have computers :)

Are you mad about anything?... Nope.

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? .... Absolutely :)

When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?... *Extremely* disappointed? I haven't been *extremely* disappointed in a long, long time. Maybe last year when the Children's Pastor resigned. A little tiny bit disappointed? Last night when the chicken almost but not quite fit in the deep fryer. Mama left the room to go pray for my safety. The Jedi left the room with the comment, "remember, the fire extinguisher is over the sink." I cooked the bottom half of the chicken, pried it out, flipped it over, and cooked the top half. The hot oil got spilled all over the counter and the floor. The chicken did cook and it was alright, but it wasn't the delicious deep-fried chicken I was hoping for.

Are you a bad influence?...I can be.

Night out or night in?... In, I'm an old woman now. I like sitting in the comfort of my living room, stretched out with my legs across the Jedi's lap, sipping hot chocolate and watching something together.

What items could you not go without during the day?... chocolate and my cool phone

Would you share a drink with a stranger?.... No

Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?... I took Christopher Robin to the ER when she tripped taking the trash out and twisted her ankle, does that count?

How do you feel about your life right now? .....I shall do THE DANCE :)

Do you hate anyone?... no

If we were to look in your inbox, what would we find? ... lots of unopened messages from the library, from church, from the coop, etc. The key being, unopened.

Can you easily tell if someones fake?... See, this is a trick question. I think I can tell when someone is fake, but if someone is faking and I buy it, then how am I supposed to know?

Say you were given a drug test right now, Would you pass?... yes

Has anyone ever called you perfect before?... Yes :) Mango's blog name for me is Marry Poppins, cause I'm practically perfect in every way :)

What song is stuck in your head?... Come Sail Away

Someone knocks on your window at 2am, who do you want it to be?... Publisher's Clearing house. If I'm getting out of bed at 2am, it better be to receive a lot of money.

Wanna have kids before you’re 30?... Sweetling at 28

Name something you have to do tomorrow?... church picnic!

Can you whistle?... yes, but slightly off key

Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?... my right side...unless i'm cold, then I sleep on my left side so I can snuggle the Jedi and steal his body heat.

Do you think too much or too little?... Well, thought before actions, probably too little. Thought after actions, just about right. Daydreams, way too much.

Do you smile a lot?... YES

Who was your last missed call on your Mobile phone?... Mango, and she whined about it too.

Whens the next time you will see the person you like?... I can see him right now :)

Can you handle the truth?... Is it boring? Then no. Is it unpleasant? Then no. Is it happy and fun? Then bring it on!

What was the last book you read?... Search the Dark, a mystery I picked up at the library on Thursday. It was alright, but I had ruled out one of the characters as a murder suspect because I thought the plot would be way too much "Of Mice and Men" if that character was a suspect. It turns out it was just like "Of Mice and Men". Plus, I have to ask the Jedi to verify some of the historical details. BUT, the main detective was *really* interesting and had a nice twist to his character.

Do you hate the last guy/girl you had a conversation with?... Why would I talk to someone I hated? I think a teenager wrote these questions.

Is there something you always wear?......um...underwear?

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?...getting Toa of Boy out of the bathtub

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?... the Jedi :)

Did you have an exciting last weekend?... Yes! I love weekends! Saturday was a great family day, and Sunday I did facepainting at the children's heart transplant patient picnic :)