First the finished one, with a shout out to Lushgirl for her input.
The number one sign you have a Blog addiction...
You ONLY blog when-- you are --bored, lonely, happy, tired, angry, silly, up early in the morning, up late at night --OR when you -- got too much sleep, didn't get enough sleep, have to much to do, don't have anything to do, --OR when --the kids are occupied, the kids are driving you crazy, the kids are gone, what kids?-- OR when--life is terrible, life is great, the husband's gone to bed, the husband's still awake, what husband?, it's the weekend, it's a weekday, what day is it anyway?...
Now the unfinished one.
Darkness stalks the waters deep
And trade winds blow no longer fair
It makes the stoutest sailor weep
What hunts upon the mere
Empty ships with blood soaked boards
On sails from spar to spar a tear
Empty cabins, empty holds…
And not a body anywhere.
And another, nearly finished one....which I shall manipulate to be read AFTER this by some cleverly timed posting. See, I CAN outsmart the comptuer. Fear me, O Computer. Fear me and tremble.ETA: (The computer won.)